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封闭式服务部太吵了是不是破？爱尔兰电子商务面世思索箱，让你足不出户都能埋首思索。那个神似一般纸盒的思索箱究竟有甚么深意呢？它吗能帮你哈氏甲吗？
Photo: The Form Emporium
With open offices being so popular these days and distractions pretty much everywhere you look, it can be difficult to find a personal space to gather your thoughts. But with the Thought Box, a $650 cardboard and fabric box that you put over your head, you can enjoy some personal place anywhere.
封闭式服务部近些年很盛行，在此种服务部下班，四处都是让人分心的表达方式，想找出能埋首思索的Nikto吗极难。但，有了思索箱，你在任何人地方性都能独享Nikto。思索箱是两个能套在身上的牛皮纸布料箱，单价650英镑（折合港币4383元）。
The Thought Box is exactly what it sounds like – a box to help you think. Just have a seat on the included Thought Stool, put the box over your head and use the earplugs that come with it to detach from everything around you and just think.
恰似其名，思索箱是两个帮你思索的袋子。如果趴在附送的思索凳上，将思索箱套在屁股上，白水商品内含的双耳，就能阻隔周遭的所有人表达方式，著眼思索。
The Thought Box kit is made in Britain and consists of a cardboard and fabric box, an internal plastic helmet that can be adjusted to fit the user’s head, ear plugs, and 5 interchangeable colored fabric filters to suit your mood. It also comes with a Thought Stool made from solid beech.
那个思索箱限量版是爱尔兰锻造，主要包括两个牛皮纸布料箱、两个内建塑胶面罩（能依照使用者颈部大小不一控制）、两对双耳和四张能让使用者随心境更改的全彩感测器布。商品还附送两个云杉木纹思索凳。
beech[bitʃ]: n. 云杉
Photo: The Form Emporium
According to The Form Emporium product page, the Thought Box is intended as a personal space in which the user can simply think. It allegedly promotes mental efficiency.
据锻造商The Form Emporium的商品页面介绍，思索箱是为了给使用者提供能埋首思索的Nikto。据称它能提升大脑效率。
The bizarre product went viral on Twitter last month after BBC 2 Radio host Jeremy Vine shared it on the popular social media platform. Most of the people who responded to his tweet expressed their confusion both about the Thought Box and its price, with some even slamming it as ridiculous.
上个月，BBC二台的电台主持人杰瑞米·维恩在twitter上分享了思索箱后，这一奇葩商品就被传疯了。多数留言者表达了对思索箱及其价格的困惑，有些人甚至抨击这一商品荒谬可笑。
slam[slæm]: vt. 猛力抨击
"Are you having a laugh! All that’s missing is a big ‘D’ on the front! People who think they need one of these deserve to be ripped off I’m afraid! What next? A jar to store said thoughts in? one Twitter user commented.
一名twitter使用者评论说：笑死人了！就差在袋子正面写上傻瓜二字了！如果有人认为自己需要此种东西来思索，那他们是活该被宰！下两个奇葩玩意儿是甚么？储存内心独白的罐子？
rip off: 欺诈；剥削；宰客
"Will give you chance to reflect on how dim you are to waste that kinda money. Hilarious. another person wrote.
另一名使用者写道：给你两个机会反思自己究竟有多蠢，竟然把钱浪费在此种没用的东西上面。太可笑了。
I’ve thought about this, yes I actually managed to think without the aid of a box. Anybody gullible enough to waste £395 on a box and then be prepared to wear it on their head, deserves to be laughed at 我思索了一下，究竟要不要买那个袋子，是的，我是在不套袋子的情况下思索的。 我的结论是：任何人蠢到花395英镑买那个袋子套在身上的人，活该被耻笑。 — Jim T (@JimT9) January 21, 2019
In case you’re actually thinking of spending $650 on a Thought Box, you’d better act fast, as the The Form Emporium has a very limited stock of only 10 units.
以防万一，如果你吗考虑花650英镑购买思索箱，你最好速速行动，因为The Form Emporium的库存非常有限，只有10套了。
But before you pull the trigger on the Thought Box, just know that when it comes to personal space, you have other options. The toilet tends to work great for some, but if you’re looking for something that’s available anywhere, maybe check out the Pause Pod tent or the Helmfon.
不过，在你下单购买思索箱之前，你要知道，还有其他方式能获得Nikto。对某些人来说，蹲厕所是个很好的选择，但如果你希望能随地思索，或许你能看看便携式帐篷Pause Pod或者降噪面罩Helmfon。
英文：Oddity Central
翻译&编辑：丹妮
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